Ed Healy

CyberAliens Press is looking for some humorous short fiction. I quote:

Mosey on up to the bar and and let me tell you about the darnedest, silliest, most outrageous Western anthology this side of the Mississip’.

Ya’ll heard right! CyberAliens Press’ll be spittin’ out another one ‘o them themed antho’s on May 1, 2009.

We’ll be featuring hilarious stories of the Wild West, some sappy Prairie Romance, and even a little bit ‘o SteamPunk – as long as it’s knock-us-on-our-butt funny! We’re also lookin’ fer cowboy poetry and limericks, art and comics, and anything else that’s sure-as-shootin’ silly.

So saddle yer ponies, get them doggies ta market then set yerself down and write us the silliest bunch a words what never come outta that pencil a yers.

In plain language:
We are looking for short stories from 500 to 3500 words in length, poems, jokes, puns, limericks and general silliness. All submissions must be on one of the following themes:

+ American Wild West
+ Steampunk
+ Prairie Romance

or some mixture of the above.

Submissions open November 1, 2008 an’ close on February 28, 2009. Acceptances and declines will be ongoing through the submission period. No early or late submissions will be accepted. Put “SUBMISSION: [TITLE]” in the subject line, and address all correspondence to The Editors (there’s two of us) and email them to: sillywestern@gmail.com – ¿Comprende? Now saddle up and write.